The tome is now available in that newfangled form, an “Electronic Book” or as they foppishly say, ebook.
As I understand it it works much like television for the aim enormous cameras at the original book and turn it into tiny dots which are then shot at your computer device until it fills up with the whole book. Or perhaps I got confused whilst Margery was explaining the process to me. If you understand this mad gibberish, by all means get yourself an ebook.
Basil Morley Esq. 
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